Write Upside Down

I know this is quite meaningless but thought that it might be fun...


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Try it if you are bored or curious.

Miss Universe

Ethaniel and I sat down to watch the ending part of Miss Malaysia/Universe. They were already calling out the winners. My little boy asked me, "What is that?"

I tried to explain that it is a contest to decide who is most beautiful. And unexpectedly he said, "You are most beautiful", gave me the sweetest smile and stared into my face and continued...

"But you have to clean your forehead"

"Make sure there are no dirt (eye-shit) in your eyes"

"Let your hair down long"

"Make your body shiny (I think he meant clean and without dirt)"

"Change to a beautiful dress"

(lastly but not least)

"Slim down (he even measured and showed me with both of the palm of his hands. Looks like a size 0)"

Sigh.

So many things to do to be "beautiful". How to measure up? Am I that beautiful in his eyes?


Maybe, "yes" but only after I clean my forehead, eye shit, leave my hair long, take a shower, change to a beautiful dress and slim down.

Why God Made Moms

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts..
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!

Wohhhhh, that is big!

Just a few days ago, whilst our Bangkokian friends were visiting, they reminded us of something which happened 2 years ago. We used to travel together in Thailand.


We had another friend, Pi K who was part of the "travelling gang", she really enjoys the company of my children, especially Ethaniel.


There was once we were swimming together in the pool... Pi K was about to come up from the pool by pulling herself up using the railings. Ethaniel was next to go. When Pi K was half way up, Ethaniel looked up and her buttocks was staring into his face. His immediate response, without a pause, "Wohhhh, that is big!"


I was obviously embarrassed of his very loud remark but Pi K burst into laughter. She was so cool with it that she started telling that as a joke to some of the girls.


Reminding us of that incident made us all laughed again, this morning.

I Wish For....

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Children Says the Darndest Things

The thing about Ethaniel, his feet sweats especially after a long day of walking. So, whenever he takes out his sandals in the car, the smell often kills us.


So I have decided to purchase a pair of Geox snickers for Ethaniel... "The shoe that breathes".


He was very excited to wear the snicker to church. After the church, as usual, we always go for lunch. Whilst at lunch, Ethaniel took off his snickers. I was puzzled, so, I asked him...


Me: Hey, Ethaniel, how come you took out your Geox snickers.


Ethaniel: Its hot.


Me: Its not suppose to be hot, its "The shoe that breathes"



Joel without hesitating a moment and responded, "That's why its dying!"

Funny Posters

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Funny Posters

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Bible Humor

IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE...

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.


Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan .)

PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . "He-brews"

Boldly Go Where No Mouse Has Gone Before

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Left Brain and Right Brain Test

I was checking out one of the blog and came across this test. It was really simple. According to the test, I am Right Brain.

I asked Joel and Ethaniel to take the test. Ethaniel is a Rigth Brain because he saw the lady turning clockwise. Joel on the other hand saw it turning anti-clockwise and then clockwise. He insisted that the lady kept changing positions!!

I explained to him that if he sees her turning clockwise then he is Right Brain and if she turns anti-clockwise, he is Left Brain. But, how do you explain it if he see her changing position every few seconds??

Me: So, do you see it moving anti-clockwise or clockwise?

Joel: I see it keep changing positions!

Me: Huh? Maybe you are.... (didn't get to finish my sentence)

Joel: FULL Brain!

Now, that's original.

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Boo!!!!

I blogged that my children lovesssss to give me a gigantic "BOO!!!!!" while lurking at some corner when I walk pass...

Influenced by their bad example, I tried it on my husband.

He was lying down on the sofa, watching TV, I walked up to him and said, "boo!". It was a small "boo!". Probably 1/10 of what my children do to me.... He jumped slightly, turned and stared at me for a few seconds and said, "Its not funny".

OK. Caution to all of you. The "boo!" thingy is NOT for everyone. So, choose your victims carefully. Hmm.... now it make sense that my children has never "boo!" Daddy. Children are smarter than you credit them for.... I should learn from them.

Inspirational Funny Poster

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Kids Say The Darndest Things

We were staying at Baan Nam Ping Resort, Chiang Mai, Thailand - from 23 to 25 Dec 2007. Its a very small cosy resort with only a few rooms. Its our first time there.

Staying next to our cottage was a Thai lady who is currently residing in Texas. She owns a Thai restaurant and is on holiday with some friends.

Joel and Ethaniel has been friendly and saying their usual "Hello, Auntie" each time they meet her. She was very pleased that they were so polite, well mannered and sweet. So, the next morning whilst we were having breakfast, she came over to my breakfast table and commented, "Christina, you are a wonderful Mother, your children are so sweet!" I wasn't sure what nice things Joel and Ethaniel have done but I was glad that they behaved themselves ;-).

Ms Foo said, "I was talking to your younger son this morning. I said "Hello" and "Good Morning" and asked him his name because I forgot. He replied "I already told you yesterday!"" We both burst out laughing. Ethaniel is so direct with his words.

Later, Ms Foo went over to Ethaniel and they talked. She told Ethaniel her name, "My name is Foo". Ethaniel took 3 seconds to digest that and said, "Kung Fu!" with the most cheeky expression on his face and twinkle in his eyes. All of us laughed.... It was a little rude but Ms Foo didn't mind it and thought it was funny. He was absolutely witty, this little 6 years old boy.

Needless to say, Joel and Ethaniel has smitten Ms Foo and her friend because they were both caught up talking to them till it was time for them to leave. You should have seen 4 of them chatting away like old friends!

Ms Foo